i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I have already put on my inside pants.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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