so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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