Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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