You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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