I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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