Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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