is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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