i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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