I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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