in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
