they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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