Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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