I love black thongs
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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