Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
