Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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