if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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