No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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