I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
