My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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