kristin has been a bad kristin
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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