he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
only you would photoshop your dick
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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