We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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