When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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