im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
My dick has a subreddit
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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