you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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