Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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