Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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