You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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