you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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