One girl and one boy is just not enough.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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