Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
