he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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