Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Randomize
