on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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