Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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