So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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