some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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