lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I just googled if crying burns calories
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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