ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
