i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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