i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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