You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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