She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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