I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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