My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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