Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Sorry my hands just texted you
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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