Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
We smell like vodka and hangover
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