why didn't you poke me back
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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