Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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