Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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