omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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