So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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