no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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