Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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