i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
my being single is dangerous.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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