Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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