You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
50% drunk capacity currently
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
