im drinking this country out of the recession.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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