you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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