she sounds like chewbacca in bed
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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